About - Amorous Apothecary


Handcrafted Soy Candles and Personal Care products for individuals who lust for ethical luxury. Sex Positive & Pop Culture-inspired.

I'm a tough customer, I've always been very discriminating because I've had to be. As someone who has struggled with a variety of skin conditions throughout my life, I know well the sorrow of feeling I was stuck using very un-sexy products in lieu of suffering my skin's wrath.

Not one to sit complacently, I started doing some homework which led to experimentation which led to me realizing I was creating some seriously sick products that not only smelled awesome but made my skin feel awesome too! An amorous apothecary was born. 

Within three months of its inception, Amorous Apothecary was debuted to the world, a brainchild of one woman's ceaseless passion for naturally-derived ingredients, pop culture references, and dirty humor.

Each recipe is handmade, tested, photographed, listed, and shipped by me.This shop is 150% about sharing my LUST for quality ingredients and attention to detail with YOU because If it's not good enough for me, it's not good enough for you.

Lust for Life,
-Madame Jordin

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